Quotes V

INT. GRACE HOTEL:ROOM 306-NIGHT

NARRATOR (Read by JAMES EARL JONES): It's 1:30 in the morning. Giddy as tween girls at a slumber party, Jon, John and Daniel have been unable to sleep, laughing at practically everything in high-pitched squeals. Despite everyone else in their New York trip understanding that a fader controls the light intensity in the bathroom and shower, the rommates are satisfied with their recent discovery and no longer having to relieve themselves in complete darkness.

NARRATOR (CONT'): It is finally completely dark in the room, and the roommates seem to have settled down. Until-

DANIEL: Dude, what the heck is that bright light?

The only discernible object in the darkness, John's face and comforter are illuminated by an eerie RED LIGHT.

DANIEL (CONT'): Is that your battery charging light?!

JOHN: Oh yeah. I'm charging my camera battery!

DANIEL: What the heck?! Why is it so bright? It's like you're in your own nightclub!!!

JOHN: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

DANIEL: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

JON: HAHAHA cough cough HAHAHAHAHAHAHA cough HAHAHAHAHA

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INT. DANIELA RESTAURANT-AFTERNOON

Sitting beside DANIEL at the U SHAPED TABLE, KATHERINE shifts uncomfortably in her seat. Suddenly, she shoots up from her chair.

KATHERINE (addressing DANIEL): Ow! Look at this!

DANIEL: What is that?!

KATHERINE: It's a nail...in my ass!

INT. DANIELA RESTAURANT-MOMENTS LATER

KATHERINE leans over the table to allow room for her new CHAIR to be placed by the BUS BOY.

KATHERINE: And now I lean over and it's like...ahhhhhh!

SCENE!