Sunday, March 15, 2009

Quotes: Day 1

Okay, after the injustice of Dan's last post I have decided to post the hilarious quotes occuring throughout each day. In Screenwriting Format.

INT. LAX: VIRGIN BOOTH-MORNING

DANIEL pulls out his DIGITAL CAMERA and aims it at the BOOTH.

JON: Um Dan, why are you photographing the Virgin booth?

DAN: Virgin looks pretty tight!
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INT. GRACE HOTEL ROOM 306-NIGHT

JOHN is BENDING OVER his open BRIEFCASE, absolutely packed with CLOTHES. DAN stands directly behind him, looking at JOHN.

JOHN: I like how I can't find anything in my suitcase.

DAN: I like it too...

JON: (Remarking Dan's position) ... The view?

SCENE!

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